ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

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Being afraid that you may be actively dying a few times a month…

The “Everybody is done with everybody” Wedding

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gondory:

lifehack: say ‘none but the king of gondor may command me’ when someone tells you to do something

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myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

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nothisiscarlie:

“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”

#this is why the books are better

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

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